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And i will strike down, with furious anger.....
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morning all. I should be asleep but mrs 'zuki is snoring like a sailor.
a terrible, dirty sailor.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)
Dire Straits, you never hear of them these days
I can't WAIT for their next album, I love Dire Straits
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)
Dire Straits are awesome

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
no, they were fucking shit and a half really

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
:(

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
has it got vin diesel in it?

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)
I just found a CD of stuff I downloaded about 10 years ago
I bet there's some really tame porn on this somewhere
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)
confessions of...?
good lord that man was ugly.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)
not even that
Photoshop version 5
3DS Max version 2.0

and a shitty Star Trek game
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)
i think ive got confessions of a window cleaner knocking about somewhere.
i wouldnt recommend it.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
i should be asleep but i went to bed too early.
now i have a whole long day to fill before next sleep
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
have a wank

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)
i cant even be arsed to pull my own fetid pork
sad times.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)
dirty.

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
i havent washed in months.

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
you disgust me.
what are you wearing?
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
piss stained baggy grey knickers and a sweaty beef smelling bra

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
wow - you've dressed up?

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
christ, don't you have a washing machine?
hop to it woman
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)
are you busy?
i'll give you a fiver to put on some gimp gear and writhe around my living room in some sort of seductive manner. might kill an hour or so.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)
I don't do the gimp thing, not my scene at all
but I'll wee on your tits for a fiver
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)
what are you wearing?

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)
the skin of a dead hooker

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:10, archived)
jeez, i wish you were MY girl :(

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)
Sausages are in the oven.
Pain killers taken.
Bacon is ready too.

FUCK YOU HANGOVER, I WILL OVERCOME.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)
I take it you went boozing then?

(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)