Then I snap myself out of it by reminding myself that I'd be in a field full of utter cunts who would only piss me off. Also the hoops you have to jump through to get tickets is shit. Also Eavis isn't getting any of my cash, the beardy cunt.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090627/tuk-swine-flu-hits-glastonbury-festival-6323e80.html
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
although not strictly as much as he officially should have had. I think I've paid for at least one of his pointless top-lip shaves.
(, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)