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I regret not going to this years Glastonbury Festival.
What trivial things do you regret?
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
Not patenting my design for despair

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
I like the leather but the studwork is a bit over the top.
7/10
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
Sweet
I reckon I can bash out 100 despairs a day, get them down camden market for the weekend, got a mate who reckons he can bang out 50 a day, will be larfin
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
You'll be larfin for a month
then you'll realise you've bashed out three thousand and only sold four hundred. You arithmetic failure. I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Yeah but despair is my Tuesday sideline
OBVIOUSLY I don't do despair all week
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
I'm imagining you as Theo Paphitis now.
It arouses me somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

Theo Pahitis Peter Jones


*daydreams*
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
I lost all respect for him once he did the moneysupermarket adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
Me too
but I'm sure I could put that out of my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
I bet you just think about him going
'I'm in. I'm out. I'm in. I'm out. I'm IIIIINNN!'
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Theo Paphitis my mum
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
NOTHING

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)
never asking my mother in law which recipe in the secret family cookbook was the right one for the awesome cheesecake
As there are a few and one family member swears its the one made with cottage cheese but this seems WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
Make them all and then set up a blind taste test.
And if the books a secret how do you (and now all of us) know about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
ahhh see it's still a secret because I haven't told you the full list of ingredients
it was passed on to me a few weeks ago because I am the cook type person of the family, but her own children grew up with watching the recipes being made so they knew most of it anyway. For some reason no-one ever paid attention when she made cheesecakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
surely
It's should be curd cheese.. cottage cheese would just be wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
I shall let you know

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Cottage cheese is curd cheese.
What did you think it was? Cheese made out of cottages?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
I think it's made from cottagers

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Fullham?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
What are the pink bits in tesco's seafood and chive low fat special?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Seafood maybe?

(almighty benners hasn't kicked a pigeon since, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

but it's loose curds with a higher water content and has very little flavour compared to curd cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Either way it's minging

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
Food that you don't like?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
It isn't coated in sugar, deep fried and served in a polystyrene tray.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)
But it can be ingested.
I'm confused and a little afraid. Has the actor playing her changed while I've not been here?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
I'm pretty sure it's still puppetted by the fat mitten-like paws of our favourite ex-pat joy-vacuum in aberdeen.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
this sub-thread is everything that's wrong with the internet

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
Those are some very large, greasy puppets.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
watching the quo in hd is brilliant
can't wait for tom jones
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)
oh is it all on bbc hd?
man, got to get me a freesat pvr.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
getting out of bed

(I helped save b3ta! well, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
Bullying that guy in school who grew up to own a Honda Accord.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
nice cars actually

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
He also had great martial arts skills.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Did he always wear toetectors?
Even in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
I have just been added by a lad in school who was awfully bullied to my facebook
I always got on with him and now he's laughing in everyone's faces cause he's a multi millionaire. He sent me a message thanking me for always being nice too, and that it's ok for me to go and tell everyone he's super rich now and I can laugh in their faces on his behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
Can't he just give you some money?

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
Hahaha
I think being thanked for being "the overly nice one" is better than any amount of money. I was picked on for being too nice and I always knew that being too nice would help someone someday.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
Really?
I'd definitely take the cash. I think that says something about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Wow you are too nice
Money is always better than just being thanked. Especially if it's money and a thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Or lots of money with THANK YOU written on the notes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:11, archived)
Oh, then you can feel nice giving them away to other people as well

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
I hope he will be giving you a nice present as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
So now when he gets a wedgie he's getting a really rexpensive pair of pants pulled up his crack.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Someone from my primary school has asked me to be her friend.
I haven't a fucking clue who she is. I can barely remember the people I was in 6th form with.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
She was in primary school when you were in sixth form.
Is it ringing any bells yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
I'm very offended.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
Is he an actual real live success
or just a bitter loser pretending to be successful on an internet social networking site because he still hasn't got over the actions of some typical teenagers when he was a feeble weed?

Because, to be honest, that doesn't sound like much of a success.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
No, he has actually done really well for himself
I can see that from his pictures. I have to say that people were really horrid to him at school
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
How old is he?
If he's over 21 and still wants to prove a point to people who picked on him at school then, in the nicest possible way, he's a loser.

/horrible bullying
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
Buying a battery charger from the car boot this morning.
Never, ever going to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)
I have no regrets

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)
Edith Piaf?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)
I don't even regret her
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
No regrets, ever.
Otherwise, the most trivial shit would drive me to constantly second-guess myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
i missed doc martin on itv friday night
lovely lovely man
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)
But the ears.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)
im not going to have sex with him
im too ugly
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)
I bet he's quite filthy though.
He might be worth a fumble.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:01, archived)
he's no vin diesel

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
They film it down this way.
I can put in a good word for you if you want? You'd still need a paper bag over your head, but it's all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
i dont date.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Not doing that thing I wanted to do earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)
Did you ever make a video for 'MOING!'?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
Yes mate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuuXbPLtHU


MOING! OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S TAKEN MY FACE CLEAN OFF THE SKULL.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)
I always kind of regret not going to Glastonbury every year.
Then I snap myself out of it by reminding myself that I'd be in a field full of utter cunts who would only piss me off. Also the hoops you have to jump through to get tickets is shit. Also Eavis isn't getting any of my cash, the beardy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:02, archived)
There's always next year.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:04, archived)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:05, archived)
Or maybe not.
uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090627/tuk-swine-flu-hits-glastonbury-festival-6323e80.html
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)
He's had some of my money
although not strictly as much as he officially should have had. I think I've paid for at least one of his pointless top-lip shaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:06, archived)
He had some of my cash once.
I was young and he needed the money.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)
I might actually try and get some tickets through work
I'm not a fan of tents but would love to go, a chushdy trailer or something would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)
buying anything with a Renault badge on

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 18:09, archived)