No! I'm the Pope.
'Ning you bunch of spack-outs, fucktards and bucket-fannied-trollops.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:47, archived)

*kisses ring*
Ning
( Jobe, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:48, archived)

*makes man-train*
Ning!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:48, archived)

*Makes
it a love triangle*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:58, archived)

'Ning
with regards to this - is your sister fit, and will she put out for money?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

She is lovely
but a little Rubenesque.

I'll start selling her off to the highest bidder but as you're a mate, you get first dibs.

How's you?
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

Not bad cheers mate
but my t'internet at work seems to be slower than G W Bush this morning :(
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

*spacks out*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:55, archived)

*spacks in*
just to be different
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:59, archived)

Hey you!
I did a picture of myself.
It's in my profile.
I demand that you look at it and then say "Ooh, that's good." even though it is shit because I can't draw.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 8:59, archived)

TFH:
what that picture gives me
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:03, archived)

Lick your monitor.
You know you want to.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:05, archived)

*stops wiping his cock on the monitor*
*licks it instead*
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:09, archived)

*forwards post to HR*

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

HR will just add that to the
ever increrasing pile of complaints about sexual harrasment and continued bennywanking that is already in my file.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

Fucking Hell!
NNNGGG!

*tends to graped squildo*


Mornorning, lovers.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

How do,
sexy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:13, archived)

*does Dance of the Seven Voles*

*tries to hide morning glory*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:16, archived)

It's spectacular.
Although not quite how I visualised you. I imagine you more as a comical monkey/Buddha cross. I OFTTEN THIHNK OF O MY KEYBARD IS SPACKING OUT AND IT IS ALL CMING OUT IN CAPS AND HALF THE KEYS AREN"T WRKING
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

Ha ha!
Spacky keyboard!
*points*
*derides*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:31, archived)

Hello.

( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:00, archived)