*vet nurse fives*

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)

NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

NEVER
I love the smell of anal glands in the morning.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)

another compelling argument for the wholesale eradication of all canine species from the face of the planet

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)

It's very satisying expressing them.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)

all dogs should be shot and fed to horses
then all the horses should be shot
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

Get the horse to bite the head of the dog
and then you only have to use one bullet
( magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

car crushers full of broken glass are the way forward here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

i hate dogs, shit machine, land sharks

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)

LAND SHARKS
JUST SAY NO
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

what's that you say? post a Grange Hill music video?
oh, go on then

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFyCml9Upqg
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Oh.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

it's kind of very wrong really

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

It is, really.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)

Oh god, the clothes.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

of course you hate dogs, all right-minded individuals hate dogs
horses are worse though

fucking lumbering shit factories, boil them up for glue and have done with it
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

i did enjoy winning 3.5k on a tote placepot years ago on the horses
i gave my then wife 300, i was all heart
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Dogs are a very fulfilling replacement for people.
Dogs come back.



:(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

That's a very sad little post:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)

I'm a very sad little person.
:(
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

Awww.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)

express his anal glands for him, that'll put a smile on his face

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)

Not if I'm paying for it.
It cost me £25 for my vet to stick his finger up my dog's arse.

Which is odd because we only went in to get some worming tablets.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)

Was he dragging his arse on the ground?
The dog, not the vet.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)

Aye.
It was both hilarious and heart wrenching.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)

That's the classic sign of full anal glands.
People tend to think it's worms.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)

Where might I purchase some new anal glands?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

People don't have them.
No squeezy fun time for us.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)