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now that it's over
We seem to be arguing about the whole thing. Time to get back to normal.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Fuck knows.
Qualified as a vet nurse, hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:15, archived)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
*vet nurse fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
NEVER
I love the smell of anal glands in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
another compelling argument for the wholesale eradication of all canine species from the face of the planet

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
It's very satisying expressing them.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
all dogs should be shot and fed to horses
then all the horses should be shot
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Get the horse to bite the head of the dog
and then you only have to use one bullet
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
car crushers full of broken glass are the way forward here

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
i hate dogs, shit machine, land sharks

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
LAND SHARKS
JUST SAY NO
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
what's that you say? post a Grange Hill music video?
oh, go on then

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFyCml9Upqg
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Oh.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
it's kind of very wrong really

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
It is, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:37, archived)
Oh god, the clothes.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
of course you hate dogs, all right-minded individuals hate dogs
horses are worse though

fucking lumbering shit factories, boil them up for glue and have done with it
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
i did enjoy winning 3.5k on a tote placepot years ago on the horses
i gave my then wife 300, i was all heart
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Dogs are a very fulfilling replacement for people.
Dogs come back.



:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
That's a very sad little post:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I'm a very sad little person.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
Awww.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
express his anal glands for him, that'll put a smile on his face

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Not if I'm paying for it.
It cost me £25 for my vet to stick his finger up my dog's arse.

Which is odd because we only went in to get some worming tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, archived)
Was he dragging his arse on the ground?
The dog, not the vet.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
Aye.
It was both hilarious and heart wrenching.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:39, archived)
That's the classic sign of full anal glands.
People tend to think it's worms.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, archived)
Where might I purchase some new anal glands?

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
People don't have them.
No squeezy fun time for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)
I hope so.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
You just want me to worm your dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
And vice versa

(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Probably at a uni somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Woodside offers good advice on this

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Arguing about what some people on the internet did for half an hour.
But with a bigger waist size and less hair.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
Posting on here and always trying to be near the top.
And in with the cool kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:16, archived)
I honestly don't know
I'm learning an awful lot from my current job, so in 5 years time I think I should be able to go into any other company and be able to set up secure and resilient networks from scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)
And be able to manage projects for new product rollouts.
Basically, I don't want to support the network, I want to be in charge of it.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
But I don't want to be a manager who just says "yes, we can do this" and hope the people below will work it all out
I want to manage it and know exactly what I'm doing from the off.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
You'll never be a manager then

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
It's a pipe dream :(

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
All I'm saying is a lot of managers don't get to be managers based on how competent they are at doing a job
I may be slightly bitter about this at the moment, so ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
its about stats and compliance

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Networks are shit
I'm trying to get out of one we support, but short of resigning all my other tactics have failed so far.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Probably fat and upset ONLINE somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:18, archived)
in a doorway
asleep
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:19, archived)
probably in rehab again

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
In a new house, with a car
and a hat and a different job.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
I probably can't put off moving in with my girlfriend for that long,
so in a house with her. Probably in Coventry.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:21, archived)
Oh poor you.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
HA LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
You know I love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
There must be a nice part in Coventry somewhere.
...right?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Yes.
Where I live is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Fancy selling up?

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Nah.
I don't think the mister would be too impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Move to Ireland!
Don't tell FF, it'll be a lovely surprise when you hand him the plane ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
Whitley.
Very exclusive. Be careful of Earlsdon - it's full of drunks and terrorists.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
Pfft
wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:26, archived)
I notice that you're not disagreeing with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
BUT I LIVE THERE.
Oh....
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, archived)
Nevermind. Soon enough you're going to be an Earlsdon Wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
That's fighting talk.
Anyway, Earlsdon is a massive step up from Holbrooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I quite like Coventry.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
fucked if I know
face down in a field in hampshire
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
Do you want to call your mother?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
Ha.
I was going to type that.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
I can never come home again

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
Fuck knows.
Drunk hopefully.

Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
In the house I built with the money I got for finishing my book

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
this would be my dream
ni my book
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
So I hear people have been getting upset?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:22, archived)
mike woz ere has flounced.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:23, archived)
He got stepped:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
Shhhhh. He's not going to be posting for a while, unless he uses his Bou Bees account.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
OH NO YOU DI'N'T

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
Why stepped?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Part of the /board invasion.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
Oh Christ
don't start them wobbling again!
(jenpants xx <3 xx <3 xx <3 xx, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
*spins the plates*

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
rich, villa in the south of spain near Cadiz, hot spanish girl, great family
working from home, travelling to dubai or london every month for meetings etc.

having my own IT security company
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
You can employ SuperMatt

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:24, archived)
you ain't northen wife b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:25, archived)
yer its el guiri innit

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
he is

(jenpants xx <3 xx <3 xx <3 xx, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
THIS
HARD
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
SHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
cr3 may be about with his weird hair and internet powers
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)
Like a mildly powerful pokemon

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, archived)
I'm onto you

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)
i´m... someone different.. to what you are thinking

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
I don't know who you are
But I know who you isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, archived)
in a mirror

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:27, archived)
hiding from the SLC

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:28, archived)
makin money fuckin hos

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:34, archived)
Shittin' in a bag wondering exactly how many pills it'll take to finaly push me over the edge for once.
That, or settled down, married with my first kids, wondering if I should go to Claridges for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:42, archived)