I demand next time you eat any type of sausage
you thrust as much of it down your throat as possible whilst thinking of me.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)

Nah,
but everytime I wipe my arse, I shall think "Just like Uncle Fenris - soft, strong and long..."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)

With brown streaks?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)

I always thought that was his beard,
but now that you mention it...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)

*looks up*
↑ that's romance.
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)