Dont.
wait until you're sober and have tobacco =P

I'm a weed smoker of 7 years, and if I toke when drunk, it makes me feel sick. If you're ANYWHERE near the throwing up realms of drunkeness, then it will push you over the edge.

However, if you aren't, then I'd suggest getting a plastic bottle, make a pen-sized hole near the bottom of the bottle. Find something conical and metal which you can fit into the hole. Put a piece of foil with small holes in it in the conical piece of metal if you think the hole at the bottom is big enough for the weed to fall through.

Cut up the weed into little pieces with a pair of scissors, and put a small amount in the conical bit. Light the top of the conical bit, while inhaling through the mouthpiece of the bottle.

This is just a vague description... I've never tried it because I've always had rizla and baccy xD

Or just watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpD3DsOPXuU

Edit - I just bothered to watch that video, and it's a bit shite tbh, but I cant be bothered to find a decent one.
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)

Actually, this.
The rule is generally weed or booze. I seem to be okay on both, though. Not that I've smoked any in years.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)

You dirty proles and your tobacco. Talk about RUINING the taste.
*spits on you*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

Yeah, I wondered about this - did have a few sherberts tonight....
but not actually 'pissed' so was hoping i could do this without a) falling over and
b)soiling myself.

as I said I just don't have any fags/rizlas/baccy....and just wondered if there was an easy way to consume. Being green, it does look 'very' dry to eat....
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/6260921

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)

this sounds interesting...
apart from lack of bottle. I'm just wondering what to do - it does seem a huge lump - the guy thanked me for fixing his computer.....

I've smoked the occasional joint in the past - I was just wondering if there was a quick way to consume this, not being a smoker normally...
( bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)

Not really, it'll take a bit of effort whatever way you do it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)

The few times I've had access to both at once, booze has tended to have a much greater effect than weed.
The other possibilities were a) it was really a non-intoxicating species of moss or b) the other smokers were total lightweights.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)

Oh bugger, we're similar in that respect.
It has fuck all effect on me too.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)