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Wow.
As an non smoker/weed taker I'm quite honoured to have
a) been out tonight and
b) have some bloke give me what I guess is quite a huge lump of green.

My question being - not being a smoker, and also being quite pissed and wanting to do this - how do i consume aforementioned lump of weed without ciggies and/or tobacco?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)
Just eat it.


edit: If you eat it, you will be THE MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)
really?
it looks very dry.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)
Wash it down with a beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
I never like eating weed.
It effects some people, and not others, so it may not be worth it if you later think 'well that did fuck all, and now I have no weed.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
SHUT UP MAN
I almost made him eat his weed! You fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
That could have been so good.
Option a) Nothing happens, wasted weed.
Option b) Trip to chunderville.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
You're a bad bad man

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
I hope he says to himself, oh fuck it! and does it anyway.
Actually, it is possible that he could hallucinate as an option c), but that's not a win for us.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)
anally
or chop it up as fine as you can and snort it, you could always try sprinkling it into a bath and sitting in it for a few hours to see if it can get in through your skin(or something like that)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)
Rub it into your eyes and shout "TWAT!".

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
hahaha
Thanks. I'm looking at this kinda yellow/green lump of plant matter wondering what to do.

i can remember my mates talking about making a pipe out of a coke can - does that actually work?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)
only the diet coke ones
and then you have to make sure there is an inch long dent in it across the coca cola sign
and piss in it first
i might be making all of this up, as far as i know you could throw it in the air and try and catch it in your mouth( make it into a sort of crystal dome type experience)
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFPaRhoGAuY

Although, like he says in his description... There is a myth that it causes brain diseases, so use at your own risk.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
this looks like the way forward!
Thank you.

Will give it a try
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:24, archived)
inject it

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
You could bake it in something.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
Dont.
wait until you're sober and have tobacco =P

I'm a weed smoker of 7 years, and if I toke when drunk, it makes me feel sick. If you're ANYWHERE near the throwing up realms of drunkeness, then it will push you over the edge.

However, if you aren't, then I'd suggest getting a plastic bottle, make a pen-sized hole near the bottom of the bottle. Find something conical and metal which you can fit into the hole. Put a piece of foil with small holes in it in the conical piece of metal if you think the hole at the bottom is big enough for the weed to fall through.

Cut up the weed into little pieces with a pair of scissors, and put a small amount in the conical bit. Light the top of the conical bit, while inhaling through the mouthpiece of the bottle.

This is just a vague description... I've never tried it because I've always had rizla and baccy xD

Or just watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpD3DsOPXuU

Edit - I just bothered to watch that video, and it's a bit shite tbh, but I cant be bothered to find a decent one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)
Actually, this.
The rule is generally weed or booze. I seem to be okay on both, though. Not that I've smoked any in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)
You dirty proles and your tobacco. Talk about RUINING the taste.
*spits on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)
Yeah, I wondered about this - did have a few sherberts tonight....
but not actually 'pissed' so was hoping i could do this without a) falling over and
b)soiling myself.

as I said I just don't have any fags/rizlas/baccy....and just wondered if there was an easy way to consume. Being green, it does look 'very' dry to eat....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/6260921

(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:19, archived)
this sounds interesting...
apart from lack of bottle. I'm just wondering what to do - it does seem a huge lump - the guy thanked me for fixing his computer.....

I've smoked the occasional joint in the past - I was just wondering if there was a quick way to consume this, not being a smoker normally...
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)
Not really, it'll take a bit of effort whatever way you do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
The few times I've had access to both at once, booze has tended to have a much greater effect than weed.
The other possibilities were a) it was really a non-intoxicating species of moss or b) the other smokers were total lightweights.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)
Oh bugger, we're similar in that respect.
It has fuck all effect on me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
LOLDRUGZ

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)
lololol!!!l!!!eleventy!
Was just asking an opinion, was all.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:22, archived)
fry it up in a little butter.
the hot oild releases the good stuff from the weed, you essentially get weed butter that you can then use for baking and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:26, archived)
so what do I do with it after i fry it?

(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)
Bake with it.
Weed cake is NYOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)
throw some sugar and some popcorn in the butter :D

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:47, archived)
Ooooh.
I'm going to try this.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)
me too.
Now I just gotta get my hands on some more. I'm out. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)
Pop it up your bot-bot

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:46, archived)
ESME WESME!

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:48, archived)
BROADY SWORDY!
I am peeling potatoes, doing laundry, and packing. My body clock is arseways.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)
Can I have a nibble on your spuds?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:54, archived)
Yeah, go on.
I think they're a bit gone to seed, though:( I didn't keep them in the dark. I'm a rubbish Irish.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:55, archived)
Can anyone here recommend a good shipping company?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:50, archived)
What are you shipping?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:51, archived)
Stuff home.
I'm presuming it will be cheaper than taking it as baggage on the plane.
Clothes and books, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:53, archived)
I assume from ireland? Depending on how much stuff you have, it might just be easier to rent a car/van and go by boat.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)
To Ireland.
No, the boat is a ridiculous price. I have flights booked, but have a good bit of baggage. I thought it might be cheaper to send them seperately than pay a tonne for excess baggage. I'm going on an ickle plane, aswell, so can't bring much over the limit.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:58, archived)