DADDY NEVER LOVED ME

( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

daddeeeeee didn't give attention
ohhh, to the fact that mommy didn't caaare
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

Aw Matt, it's not that your dad doesn't love you.
He's just embarrassed by you.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)