i don't have any parents
i'll tell you what tho, i bet everyone with aircon is happy today, phew what a scorcher
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

My train today won't
I'll be sat in the cab with the windows open catching flies cursing the fuckers that didn't install an hvac in a 144 diesel. The cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

aww man i feel for you, that is tragic, i feel for all the people who don't have aircon
my heart even goes out to people who have comfort cooling, outside air temp is 26 in london already
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

It's 20 round the back of mine
When the clouds lift there will be hell on
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

i can see me being busy all week, i might go sick

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

I'll do you a note
"Dear Fascist Oppressor of the Working Man, pleases let Mongy off work today as he has fallen over or something. Love, Mongy's Mum"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

not formal enough
sign off as mrs. chops
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

that would probably work
i might as well just print scrn this and hand it in, not yet tho, i've got to go st.paul's later then it's on the booze
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

Were you born out of a bivvy?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

well i asume i had biological parents, but i can't be sure

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

I read that to this tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-NH5gA4JP8
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, archived)

Oh that made me think of our wedding song I walked up the aisle to
www.last.fm/music/Sam+Cooke/_/Just+For+You
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

Mrs F walked up to a Bach cello concerto
and we walked back down to Al Green, L-O-V-E.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

i wanted, who let the dogs out and man don't give a fuck
i was out voted
( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

how did that marriage turn out?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

great, been divorced ages

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

i can't even remember 'our' tune
*divorced ages fives*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

I think I want Chariots Rise by Lizzie West at my wedding.
It's so pretty.

www.last.fm/music/Lizzie+West/_/Chariots+Rise
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)