An old man commending me at the bus stop
for reading a book, proclaiming he'd never read a book in his life as he didn't see the point.

Also, toast and raspberry jam.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Yegads
How does he know about SCIENCE?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

He had a hearing aid and glasses.
He might know there's something called SCIENCE but be unsure what it does.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Hence why he was at a bus stop and not in a car, driving at 20mph and gwuffing side to side
thick fuck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

i don't believe him
tell him that, next time you see him
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)