Its pay rise month this July
Tell me something thats brightened your day

/fluff and joy
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

Nothing today yet.
I learned the other day I get paid twice this month. How confusing.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

You get paid every 4 weeks?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Yes, about that.
I know it's just to even the keel with the extra week and stuff, but I don't know how much I should expect to get paid. It's hard to work out. I presume one week's worth of wages.
( Bats, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

No, you just get paid twice, for example the 2nd and the 30th, the same as you always do
I get paid fortnightly, some months I will get paid thrice
( Malaka omdz, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

It depends if it's for the end of year accounts or not
Some companies like to split their payroll at the year end to make the accounts easier.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

Do you get paid every four weeks rather than monthly?
I used to have a job like that. It was weird.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

How bizarre

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

The advantageof that is at some point during the year you get to skip some bills
I usually try and save this up for december
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

I get this
We get paid 13 times a year, rent etc is twelve times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

'Jump In The Line' by Harry Belafonte.
I might make a mug of tea. Maybe a bowl of bran flakes.
Pay rises are always lovely.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

shake, shake shake senora!
shake it all the time...
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Hell yes.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

I had a lovely bowl of bran flakes today
Followed by a cup of extra strong green tea, bleh
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

I still have a job.
Oh, and we rescued a hedgehog this morning.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

was it sonic?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

Nah, this one was wearing Reeboks.
Everyone knows Sonic wears Gola.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

feh, not interested then

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

I've lost weight.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Dropping your cane doesnt count

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

Up yours.
I dead sexy now, me.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

Nothing yet
Everything's changing, my job's being merged with other jobs and my position is being dissolved and I don't know what I'm going to do in the next few weeks/months. Still got a job but I don't know what that is yet. It's all unsettling.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:07, archived)

That is very rubbish
Still, you're in the best country for it, there'd be a national strike if they got rid oif you
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Meh, at least I'll still have employment, regardless of what happens
I just hate this uncertainty of not knowing what I'll be doing. Ho hum.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

I'm waiting for an email to say YES
also - the sun
( Malaka omdz, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

From the man from Del Monté?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

not the shit-rag paper
the actual weather
( Malaka omdz, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

What's your address?
I'll send you the email.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

it would appear to be
[email protected]
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:19, archived)

Our union blokes are aiming for 6% this year
We'll probably get 5%. Works for me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Im going elsewhere if its anything less than 10%
Bastards.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

what dooyoodoo?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

the voodoo

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

I believe he provides memes for the intellectually challenged

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:21, archived)

Rapist

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

heroin

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

mmmmmmmmm hear that that is a bit moreish.

( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

can be, but used in moderation it is a wonderful pick me up

( mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I get to go home for a few days.
Even if I still have to work at least I dont really have to be at the office.

sweet.
( Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

you moved out of the way of the sun

(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

An old man commending me at the bus stop
for reading a book, proclaiming he'd never read a book in his life as he didn't see the point.

Also, toast and raspberry jam.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Yegads
How does he know about SCIENCE?
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

He had a hearing aid and glasses.
He might know there's something called SCIENCE but be unsure what it does.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

Hence why he was at a bus stop and not in a car, driving at 20mph and gwuffing side to side
thick fuck.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

i don't believe him
tell him that, next time you see him
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

It's a lovely sunny day.
I might go for a run.
And then I'm going out drinking tonight.
( ArthurTheRat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

Erm, I don't really want to be at work and I want to be in bed after an epic Saturday in Camden and Soho
I'm soooo tired...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:14, archived)

A lady in Sainsbury's said she liked my tattoo.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

You'll get comments like that when walking around naked

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

It's hot out, that's my excuse

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

Careful, she's planning to tear off your skin and wear it as a suit

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

It rubs the lotion on it's skin

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6261344

What did you get up to?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

haha
that is a goood weekend :)

Did a bit of house stuff on Saturday, and lazed through Sunday. Went to my parents' for a BBQ, had some bikey fun driving back, not much at all really.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

i was even lazier than that yesterday
it was brilliant
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:25, archived)

The next couple of weekends will be like this.
We've got a gig at The Horn in St Albans this Friday which should be cool. It's the launch of the new line up so should be pretty fun :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:27, archived)

teehee, 'horn'

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

woo, with your new girly singer?
have you any gigs sarrrrf of the river?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:30, archived)

SAaaaf? Nah, won't go saaaaf. We stick around Northwest/Camden/Soho/Shoreditch way.
Did a couple in Fulham but they crowns are all wrong around there.

Come to the Camden ones :)

Yup new sexy girl singer. At least if no one likes the music we've got eye candy :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)

Do you work for DWP? we get our payrise this month too.
( C, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

Nope
The DWP scares me, we worked with them when i worked for the council. Far too many hard and fast rules and structure for my liking.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

ever seen the huge offices up in Leeds?
Scary looming building on a hill.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)

I sometimes work at Whitehall II in Leeds, but that's not on a hill... it's near the train station.
( C, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)