What is this last day malarkety?

( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:43, archived)

The end of the world is nigh!
*dons sandwich board*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:45, archived)

My uneducated guess
is that you have some twisted intention of leaving b3ta talk but when a new user called niknaks starts posting on Tuesday your crafty stratagem will be exposed.
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)

I look forward to my new career as Scaramanga's man servant.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

servant cunt
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:53, archived)

That, too,
although fucking Roger Moore is terribly tiresome.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:57, archived)

I know
he has incredible stamina for a pensioner.

I blame c1alis soft-tabs.

Whatever the fuck they are.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:59, archived)

I take them
whilst watching my free PPV and contacting Annie77 from AIM.
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:02, archived)

We are all getting our shirts signed by other board members
and then we'll run around having hi-jinks and all sorts of practical joke malarkey.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:46, archived)

*sets off fire alarm*

( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:47, archived)

*chucks water balloons*

*places potassium permanganate crystals in water supply*
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:49, archived)

*places small incendiary device made from shotgun cartridges in a locker*
(it happened in my school once)
( Gnoll, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:51, archived)

Inflates 200 condoms
with helium and releases them into achool hall.

One day I will stop giggling at something we did nearly a decade ago..
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:50, archived)

Used or unused?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:55, archived)

Wewere bad
We weren't that bad. And at that point half the year were pretending to be lesbians anyway ;)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 11:00, archived)