Talented AND attractive
There must be something you're not awesome at.
( SuperMatt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

don't tell anyone, but
he can't read
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

that's why so few of his replies make any sense!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

The red b b ball......the.....red.....b..b.b.....bus
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

close enough!
*ruffles hair*

now who wants a biscuit?!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

ME!
*points at mouth whilst making pac man noises*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

*frisbees choc digestive in your general direction*
catch!
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

*biffs off forehead*
*doesn't notice*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

yes please.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)

ya gots ta EARNIT

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I have terrible gas

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

what's so terrible about it?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Smelly like sexual roses
Makes girls get a right Wet-On. If they are wearing wellies they would be full within 12 seconds.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)