Fend clients off for as long as possible
while poncing about on the internet and hoping not to get caught.

And eating a mint cornetto.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

i would kill for one of them
although i do like a cider lolly
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I don´t believe I´ve ever tried a cider lolly
Why have I never tried one?
( broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

cos you've never had 35p before
and met uncle bri the icecream man
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

Just one cornetto
Give it to me
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Delicious ice-cream, of Italy
Vanilla and strawberry dream
Give me Cornetto
From Wall's ice cream.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Internet shame avoidance is the game we all play at work
Its a sport or sorts
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

fastest alt-tab first

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

*Accidentally expands to full screen*
*fails*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

u i
( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

Same thing, innit?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Nah, CTRL+TAB
Go to the work related webpage!
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

didnt Godzuki get fired for that?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I cmd+w like a frenzied lesbian, myself.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

I just click another tab to be honest
Keyboards are too much work
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I press the reset button everytime someone gets within 15 meters of my PC.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

accompanied by a high-pitched squeal and flinching, I imagine

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)