You'd both be a bit short in my world.
You should get your heels on. Or platforms!!
PLATFORMS!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)

Me cowboy boots make me 6ft. But to be honest I wouldn't want to tower over you due to the baldness might shine in my eyes :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

Don't worry Pipsqueak. I'm 6ft barefoot.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm 6ft 3.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

+in high heels

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

It's all that Tyne water, it deforms you. I think your arms are 2ft long
JMG-Rex
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Tyranydoleus or something along those lines when the girls are looking.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

me too Jammy, me too.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

SEPERATED AT SOME KIND OF BIRTH LASTING OVER A PERIOD OF 3 YEARS.
*Firm handshakes*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

*fist bump and nods*
crikey that was a miskey and a bit!
( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Us southern softies are stunted from all the mincing

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

speak for yourself!
i'm more southern than you, shorty
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

How southern?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

portsmouth
pretty southern
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I'm going to create a 'Lank Corner' at the CHB bash were all the cloud lickers and hangout.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

lawks!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)