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Are you saying that the demon that inhabited Michael Jackson left his body
Causing it to appear dead, then it fled through the Earth, following ley lines until it possessed Thatcher, filling her body with unearthly strength and fortitude?

That's a bit of a stretch wynoh, jeez.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)
I just thought it was a good opportunity for spare parts
as it would be enormously entertaining to see the milk-stealing witch doing the moonwalk.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)
The moonwalk actually causes a series of satanic symbols to be drawn on the floor
Invoking the dark god In-hubranor, the Defiler of Worlds.

If Thatcher did the moonwalk, it's possible we would all die.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)
I thought the Defiler of Words was In-Hubare
he's a right scamp
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
Nah that's the Spirit of Shit Christmas Mornings

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)
178 days to christmas!
edit: oops, sorry, forgot you don't celebrate christmas
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)
I don't either
I just celebrate the one day of the year I'm allowed to do what I like.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)
The problem with using spare parts from MJ
is that he only weighed 8 ounces when he died, and so his bone structure is only capable of supporting that of small insects.
and Thatcher weighs in at a massive 50 stone, she didnt get the nickname IronLady for nothing.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)