MJ dies
Thatcher is returned home from hospital.
I reckon there's something going on there.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

*dons tin foil hat*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Possibly
Quick imagify it and comp it.

I have a horrid sore throat too
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I would
but I am fail at image stuff.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

ps
hope you feel better soon.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Try sucking on a fisherman's friend

( turb0t, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Just make sure his tackle's clean first

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Are you saying that the demon that inhabited Michael Jackson left his body
Causing it to appear dead, then it fled through the Earth, following ley lines until it possessed Thatcher, filling her body with unearthly strength and fortitude?

That's a bit of a stretch wynoh, jeez.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I just thought it was a good opportunity for spare parts
as it would be enormously entertaining to see the milk-stealing witch doing the moonwalk.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

The moonwalk actually causes a series of satanic symbols to be drawn on the floor
Invoking the dark god In-hubranor, the Defiler of Worlds.

If Thatcher did the moonwalk, it's possible we would all die.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

I thought the Defiler of Words was In-Hubare
he's a right scamp
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

Nah that's the Spirit of Shit Christmas Mornings

( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

178 days to christmas!
edit: oops, sorry, forgot you don't celebrate christmas
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I don't either
I just celebrate the one day of the year I'm allowed to do what I like.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

The problem with using spare parts from MJ
is that he only weighed 8 ounces when he died, and so his bone structure is only capable of supporting that of small insects.
and Thatcher weighs in at a massive 50 stone, she didnt get the nickname IronLady for nothing.
( turb0t, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

I scoured my house for booze last night and all I found was a bottle of madeira
it was like getting pissed on christmas cake
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

I'm not surprised
Madeira is the only wine that is actually cooked before being sold.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

I'm just glad I didn't barf it up
there's no way I'd want to taste that crap again
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

I've run out of everything but Scrumpy Jack
sadly I have also run out of money.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

I was in the same predicament last month but only had Chinese Holiday Wine
Tasted like a farted on Christmas pudding. I chucked it and stayed sober.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Chinese wine is terrible
you're better off drinking sake, if you're that way inclined.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

It was given to me as a gift :(
They must have secretly hated me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

I can't believe that
how could anyone hate you, DG?
You're far too splendid for hatred.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I thought so too!
Maybe there is a conspiracy afoot D:
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

it's your nemesis
wonkey bums. spreading lies and slandering the good ship dg
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

I am rather fond of Choya.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Never heard of it
what's it like?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:37, archived)

It's Japanese plum wine.
It's quite crisp, sweet but dry and not sickly like a lot of dessert wines.

It's VERY nice over ice, or mixed with Pimms.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:41, archived)

Sounds good
the Japanese are getting seriously good at whisky, too.
They won last year's world championships.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

it's rather expensive
but I am eager to try some Japanese Whisky.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Nikaa is a good one
very smooth, similar to a Speyside
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6262753
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

y'know down there when the thread was about non-b3ta stuff that makes you think of b3ta?
well, someone i know just joined a facebook group called wwdgdfap

which made me think it was 'what would donkey gums do for a pug'
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Now that's a good thread right there.
I think I'd do anything to own a pug with free health insurance.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

the actual group is 'what would dani green do for a pikachu'
which is a bit of a let down
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

My group is better

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

or "what would Dani Behr do for recognition"
which I reckon would be an awesome reality TV show
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

fucking hell.
I opened /talk first by mistake and though you lot had migrate to the other board I hang around in. That was scary.
( CowJam, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

It's ok, your bestiality fantasy chat forum is safe from us

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

*phew*
it's the second close shave we've had recently
( CowJam, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Bugger
you mean there are boards where they usually post this kind of crap?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

not the one I inhabit, but
there are plenty of bonkers ones out there
www.prattle.net/archives/002411.html
( CowJam, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

I think I'll leave it
Dekionplexis is weird enough for me
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I think it's my fault Michael died
I deleted his Number Ones album from my MP3 player.
( magnum, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)