I'm not up late, it's not even half seven!
EDIT - A man walks into a pet shop and says "I'd like to buy a wasp please".
The pet shop man says "I'm sorry we don't sell wasps".
The first man said "OH FUCK OFF! THERE IS A BIG SIGN UP THERE THAT SAYS WASPS 3 FOR £1 YOU FUCKING CUNT!" and then stabs him.

The End.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

the old ones are the best, eh?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)

Yeah, I *heart* FoldsFive and Bogus Official too!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)

once you get over the smell of wee, they're great to have around
i like the war stories
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I don't get it :(

( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

what's Mr. Sp@m not putting out
got anything to do with milknosugar's joke?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)