I've had sex :(

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

yeah, but this is the internet
i have to insinuate you haven't so i can feel like a big tough guy
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Oh, okay

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

was anyone else present?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Yeah.
A girl. A living one. That wasn't my mum. Or any other female relative.
( WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

your gerbil pauline doesn't count
do you see how it works?
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

:(

( WHARRGARBL, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

awwwww
poor you... but now you know not to play hide the gerbil anymore
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Claimed on the internet = Didn't happen
or something
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)