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The compere in the Piston video asks the audience "not to boo him"

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)
Bumraped by a tramp
That's one good punchline
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)
Fair play to him for having a go
Stupid him for not realising he was shit.

Someone should submit it to Chortle for their shit comedian of the week bit they have in the Friday news roundup....
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

How are we all.

Absolute fucking pleasure.

I failed my driving test three times.

Fucking distracting.

FUCKING FILMING BASTARD.

Yes, I failed my driving test.

Whore from hell.

How are you all?

Bumraped by a tramp.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)
aww
I failed my driving test when at the first zebra crossing I saw my first thalidomide woman carrying bags of shopping from what seemed her shoulders.

I burst out laughing.. then when i was apologising to the instuctor he proper went too.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)
I passed on the fifth time
Even though I nearly ran over an OAP
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)
lol
hahahah

sorry

just the word ´friz´ and ´ran´ in the same post.

well good on ya, i think i´m gonna do mine in spain and just bribe the instructor.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:58, archived)
There's something charmingly cuntish about you

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
did he upset oo :(:(:(:(:(

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:00, archived)
No no, I'm saying I like the guy

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
oh good,
but you think he is cuntish,
i was all worried he might ov offended oo :(:(:(:(:(
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)
A charming cunt
Like Gilgamesh. And Wormulus.

Or are you one of these people who see the word "cunt" and think it's a TERRIBLE WORD THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SAID?
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
sorry, i was just all worried,
that you might have been all offended by the person, it looked like you wuz agitated an dat, but i wuz rong, sorri
xx
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
APOLOGY ACCEPTED

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)
but if you are a bit shook up by the meanness,
you know i am here for you
xxx
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)
he´s mine
so fuck off
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)
i like you too

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
as opposed to the more common-or-garden nauseating cuntishnish you provide

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)
Ha, yeah
Yeah

I'm a cunt.

Ha
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)
Ha, yeah
Yeah

El Guiri's a cunt.

Ha
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
Shut it, cancertits

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)
lolfriz

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)
cunt

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

oo low
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)