Make sure you pickle it and send it to me.
I would enjoy it. Because I am a gay.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Gay, first I've known of this.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

It's true!
*cries into a pink, hand-embroidered Gucci handkerchief*

*sniffle*
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)

I assumed you'd be too busy molesting children but sure, ok

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

You seem to be under the delusion that I am possessed by the spirit of Michael Jackson?
Were you a big fan?

*discreetly tries to call the local asylum*

Please continue you with your witty banter, kind sir!

*frantically dials*
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

no, I just assume that all bum bandits molest children

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

it all comes under the umbrella of sexual perversion.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

i would like to own that umbrella.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Given that you state this incessantly, I can only conclude you're somehow insecure about your sexuality.
Are you perhaps struggling with a burning, deeply-repressed desire for big fat sweaty minges?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

I had a girlfriend for two years when I was between the ages of 16-18.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go back to minge.

Tell me, when was the last time you had a cock in your arse, and then we'll talk about sexual insecurity.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

You are obviously completely secure
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!
I'm gay!

Thats you, that is
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Maybe I'm only like that because every time I post something it comes back round to homophobic comments.
I may as well get in there first and make sure you can't use it as an aggressive tactic. Which you seem to be failing at now.

No fuck off and eat some pussy if you don't want to hear about me fucking men.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

Homophobic?
Nah, I have nothing against gay people, I just don't like aggressive fuckwits
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

You heterophobe.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

I just do it because you're a shithead and it winds you up

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

I see.
*takes notes*

Tell me about your mother.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)

She used to rape me with her big cock.

( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

K-meleon is pretty good as browsers go.
Good tip there.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Anyway, it's late and work in the morning.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

I think it was Evil Lu who recommended it in the first place.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

i am insecure about my cancer

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

Such a brave soldier :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

Is it gay cancer?
I'm not allowed to talk about non-gay things.
( hoifbjifbef, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

it is pretty gay

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)