Rick Astley isn't dead
www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-288020

Neither is Jeff Goldblum

www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a162681/jeff-goldblum-i-am-alive-and-well.html

TUESDAY IS NEWSDAY
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 6:48, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8125439.stm
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)

Don't click, guys, it's tubgirl

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:15, archived)

haha
"Efforts to lure the kittens out with food have failed."
If /talk got into a combine harvester, that would work
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

I hear Lil Wayne's in rude health too

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

All these fake celeb deaths
I'm beginning to think SSG is still alive
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:23, archived)

peace be upon him

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

the beastie boys are ill though :(

( spacefish bong!, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:29, archived)

Roots manuva has kicked the cack

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

if today is newsday, then you would make a awful newscaster
no matter what the story, the screen would only be able to show your entire face...and it would be even worse in HD.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

Wait, hang on

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

I might be completely wrong here

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

But are you suggesting I have a fat face?

(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

me?
would I suggest that your face was used as a test bed for the nasa moon landings?...no I would not.

I was told by others.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)