Moreso
a little bit of an upset stomach resulting in two of the world's most acidic poos ever in a 2 hour period.

But that's not anywhere near as interesting as a bare headline of 'I have a sore arse.'
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

*gentle hug*

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

Did it go straight through the toilet and the floor below
like the Alien's blood?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

No,
but my ringpiece has been left sparklingly clean after 18 years of accumulated grime was burnt away in two not-so-swift movements of the bowels.

Have a look and see for yourself!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

if you unfocus your eyes
you can see a yacht.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

Ahh!
I wondered where that had got to.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)