I have a sore arse.

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:06, archived)

i'm still in bed

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

What colour underwear do you have on?

Do you smell of sweaty-teenager-in-bed*?

*my favourite musk
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

Oh, how could I have read past this without saying:
Hey! You dropped this:
/grooming
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:38, archived)

Finally got laid?
Or been sitting at the computer too long?
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:07, archived)

Experimenting with the contents of the salad drawer,
would be my guess.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:10, archived)

You shouldn't judge others by your own standards

( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:11, archived)

*fashions a cravat out of lollo rosso*

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Ooh, get you with your fancy Itie vegetables!
The rest of us had to make do with carrots and cucumbers.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

Moreso
a little bit of an upset stomach resulting in two of the world's most acidic poos ever in a 2 hour period.

But that's not anywhere near as interesting as a bare headline of 'I have a sore arse.'
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

*gentle hug*

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

Did it go straight through the toilet and the floor below
like the Alien's blood?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

No,
but my ringpiece has been left sparklingly clean after 18 years of accumulated grime was burnt away in two not-so-swift movements of the bowels.

Have a look and see for yourself!
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

if you unfocus your eyes
you can see a yacht.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

Ahh!
I wondered where that had got to.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

Bending over
on a tube train?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

Bum grapes?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

g s
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/626446
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:21, archived)