everyone has

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Except King Zog II of Albnania and Paul Ince.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

they've married her twice

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

She once gave me a tit wank.
Thing is though, we weren't even in the same room.
That put me right off.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)