I would rather pray
that you quickly find your way back to the loving breast of b3ta talk.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

The shining light of your glowing, freshly polished ringpiece,
will guide me through the wilderness, I am sure.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

I will goatse
every night until your return.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

I nominate you
to write and direct the sequel to Batman Begins.

Robin: "Holy handbags, Batman! Is that the bat signal?"
Batman: *sigh* "No, Robin. That's Comissioner Gordon's ringpiece... ...again."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Pfft! I thought you meant Robin Johnson.
That'd be funny.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)