Pray for him...
you know... erm... this guy.

His messageboard
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:13, archived)

I shall pray to false gods.
BWAHAHAAAAA!
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:14, archived)

Cthulhu is on his way.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:19, archived)

Take not His name lightly!
www.b3ta.com/talk/417679
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

I'll say cthulhu if I want.
Cthulhu! Cthulhu! CTHULHU!!!

See! Nothing happ[NO CARRIER]
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

I hope cthulhu is not on his way

I'm buggered if I would know how to pronouce his name.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

I take it to be Kul-hul-hoo,
with the initial "Kul" sound made in a similar way to the noise that Gollum made in The Hobbit (as described in the books, not as portrayed in the LOTR films, where it was more of a hacking cough).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Cthulhu (n)
pron: Cuh-riss-peee
( Geordie Al, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:35, archived)

lol.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)

*sigh*
One day 'NO CARRIER' will be no use since everyone will have ADSL, cable or wireless. :(
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

What a prick
I shall break from my areligious habits and sacrifice a small mammal in the hope of bringing divine wrath upon his head.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

can we just sacrifice him instead?

( bookerina, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

this ^

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

using a small mammal
death by vole-nibble must be excruciating ... eventually
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

I was on the same landmass as the explosions.
Could someone pray for me, too?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

I would rather pray
that you quickly find your way back to the loving breast of b3ta talk.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

The shining light of your glowing, freshly polished ringpiece,
will guide me through the wilderness, I am sure.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

I will goatse
every night until your return.
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

I nominate you
to write and direct the sequel to Batman Begins.

Robin: "Holy handbags, Batman! Is that the bat signal?"
Batman: *sigh* "No, Robin. That's Comissioner Gordon's ringpiece... ...again."
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:41, archived)

Pfft! I thought you meant Robin Johnson.
That'd be funny.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:48, archived)

What
a cunt.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

what a complete twunt

( bookerina, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:16, archived)

I shall order Satan to get behind me
and ask him to wipe this arsepiece from the face of the earth.

What a whiny cunt of the first order.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:17, archived)

I am never buying another one of his records ever again.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:18, archived)

B2K, indeed.
*snigger*
( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

Even though I am obviously deeply cool and down-wid-da-kidz
I have never heard of this person or his ex-band until this thread. Did I miss an episode of Top of the Pops last summer or something?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:23, archived)

Must be some Merkin thing.

( hoifbjifbef, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

"again" ?
Sounds as though you have something to confess.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

OMFG! UR a Omarion H8R!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:20, archived)

That should be "an" Omarion H8R!
/civic duty
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:25, archived)

OMG!!!!!!oneone
You are a H8R 2!
Mybe UR a fag?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:27, archived)

i no u r bt wot m i

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

UR my frnd.
wanna cyba?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:34, archived)

omg do u liek horsez??!!!
/hadtobesaid
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

f u n e m?
The two Ronnies invented txtng.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:36, archived)

Four Candles?
What the fuck are you talking about, you inarticulate fat shit?

/Best of the Two Ronnies - The Directors Cut
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:39, archived)

asl???!?!?
wana luk @ sum pupiez @ mi place in da wo0dz????!??
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:37, archived)

It's not Marion (pasty indie band of the 90s), you know?
It's the former lead singer of the fantastic B2K - aka the Double Whopper at Burger King
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

You tell him!
Ha, Dr S! You got served!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:24, archived)

PWNED!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:31, archived)

Miyako Hideway
is still a great song.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

The band lasted about as long as
a goldfish's good idea, though.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:40, archived)

*adds to list of cunts*
EDIT:

OMARION STORY ON REUTERS A HOAX

Statements and sentiments appearing in a Reuters-syndicated article (Thu Jul 7, 2005 9:22 PM BST) and attributed to the American R&B singer Omarion were never made by the performer. Contrary to statements made in the article, Omarion is in no way affiliated with the firm, AR PR Marketing, nor is "publicist Shana Gilmore" a legitimate publicist acting on behalf of the artist. Omarion regrets any confusion and sends his thoughts and prayers to the families of the victims of this horrific tragedy.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:22, archived)

Ah, bollocks
Still, shall we hate him anyway?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:26, archived)

That story not being true doesn't stop him being an R'n'b munchkin
with all the cultural significance of a fruits of the forest yoghurt. I think it is safe to still dislike him.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:28, archived)

He's a 20-year-old American 'R-n-B' star.
What's not to hate about him?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:29, archived)

he probably has a lovely manicure

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:32, archived)

His music is probably
bland, soulless shite.
( Geordie Al, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:33, archived)

Oh! marion
MI5 investigating found this in googol:
www.arprmarketing.com/
www.eurweb.com/story.cfm?id=20343
( Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:02, archived)

Are you his official spokesperson, now?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:30, archived)