Here's MY review of "Goal 3", as seen on Facebook:
"I honestly think the worst film I have ever seen is "Goal 3". If they'd have dragged out my parents halfway during Police Academy 7 and shot them, it would in no way have been as depressing and upsetting as this movie. I may even go as far as crying blood."
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:06, archived)

:( I cried blood watching Titanic
( vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:07, archived)

it's rubbish.
it sinks.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:08, archived)

I've got mixed feelings about that film
it was ok to watch but the girl I saw it with got all upset about people dying at the end (fuck knows what she expected) & I didn't get any afterwards. I might have to have a word with Mr Cameron & tell him he owes me a shag, so to speak.
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:16, archived)

"ok to watch" ?
you're fucking dead to me. DEAD.

it's the biggest load of mushy substandard bland toss since ... i dunno..... toss began. And feeding DiCappucino to pigs would be too lenient on him. And too cruel to the pigs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:20, archived)

Nonsense, there is a big sinky ship
and kate winslets boobies, whats not to like?
( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

either of those things, frankly.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:27, archived)

I'm with Broadsword on this one
Winslett has cracking norks, DiCaprio freezes to death (albeit fictionally)..

but the best version of Titanic was A Night to Remember
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

you're all fucking insane
madder than a box of frogs on acid.

I've nothing particularly against winslet's chest potatoes, obviously, but I'm not going to watch 3 hours of mindless pap for 10 seconds of anyone's norks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:02, archived)

oh man, did you see the guy hit the propellor

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

that had me on the vinegar strokes

( broadsword, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:39, archived)

It was all like
weeeeeeeeeeee clang whap whap whap SPLASH
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

"Goal 4: Who's The Man In Black? One Of Their Dads?"
It's written by me, you see
(__, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 13:12, archived)