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I just watched The Bed Sitting Room while ironing.
I enjoyed it.
My wife did not.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)
and then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Just a title?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
since when?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
You're the worst kind of person there is.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)
is that the same kind as Hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:10, archived)
Hitler was a good man.
He had come to a conclusion that there was a moral absolute and tried to get to it. At the expense of his own life.
Good bloke. Stop slagging him off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
I was only comparing him to you,
don't be so harsh on yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
are you calling Hitler kind?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
HE WAS A VERY MORAL MAN.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
yes but the wrong kind of morals

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
Aye
He was a vegetarian too, and very good with kids. And very good at public speaking.

Unlike me.

/Edit

Shit, that means I'm worse than Hitler.

Anyone fancy a shower?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
for health reasons,
the only sensible reason really. I don't know if that was the cause of, or supposed treatment for, his terrible flatulence.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
The whole final solution thing was hygiene-related too
in his view. It was just a bit of OCD gone wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
You probably muck it up and put custard gas in there.
You'd end up with loads of banana coloured happy jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
Where's Gonz when you need him?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
"very good with kids"
hahahahaha.... like his niece
(likeajackhammer, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
The real shit is the Jewish kid who bullied him at school.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
The Jew kid used to ping bagels at him with his curly side burns

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Is that the synopsis for 'Mein Kampf'?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
I enjoyed seeing the inside of an elephant last night
I was disappointed not to see giant knackers slightly
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
I really wanted to see that
I hope they only used common garden tools to do it too and put make-up on him afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
it was a lady elephant
I still don't quite understand the thing with the lungs though

how come they have that and whales don't?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
maybe it's because whales just blob about on the surface not doing much
but elephants are actively swimming so need much faster gas exchange
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
I guess whales only breathe when they come up,
not while they're swimming along.

Imagine a whale with a big trunk though, that would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
what's the thing with the lungs?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
they don't have a pleural cavity, elephant lungs are attached directly to the ribs
so when their chest expands the lungs are forced to expand rather than rely on the negative pressure in the pleura like us,

they said it might be due to the pressure an elephant is under when it is submerged and swimming, using its trunk as a cool snorkle
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
what's this?

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
In that case they should have wabbed out her massive eleclit and boxed it like Mike Tyson having a 1996 flashback

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

I see that in Philip French's opinion, it represents "one of the greatest comic casts ever assembled," which surely refers more accurately to /talk, and also that it "comes across as a grimly prophetic depiction of a world out of control and on the way to extinction," which again, well, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
*salutes*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)