Who?

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

Flapjunior's three years old.
He saw MJ's death on the news, asked who it was and what he did. I said it was Michael Jackson, he used to sing songs and dance, but he died.

"Oh," said Flapjr., "what did he fall off?"

/tedious dad blog
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

So if anyone knows
please tell me and I'll pass it along.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Mortal coil

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

*applause*

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Hang on
The subtext here is that you tell your bairns to sit down or they'll fall and die. Terrible parenting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

I did wonder
I found him halfway up the neighbour's scaffolding the other day*, but I'm sure I didn't threaten him with death about it.

*strikethrough etc
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

That's where you're going wrong
Threats at every turn. We built an empire on that kind of thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

"and that's not a thread, it's a promise" my mum used to say.
I'm still not entirely sure what the difference is.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

We were forever being threatened with being killed.
/Irish parents blog.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

By which I mean
I threatened that he'd be picked up and carried off by giant two-headed crows and forced to work 16-hour days clawing gravel from a quarry.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

The mortal coil.
Aww.

Dammit, too slow.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

HA!
Too late dragging the step ladder to the desk there, small legs.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

I have to jump from key to key
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

That's the cutest thing I've ever read on the internet
I imagine you prancing, fairy-like, until you have to spell alarm.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

H - A - L - P

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

omfg awwwwwwwww

( sleepybinky, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)