Says who?
/not in much of a hurry to die for anyone or thing

edit: Maybe this. I just found it. It's black & sivler, has an LCD display, is covered in blue LEDs and looks like the world's most complicated USB vibrator/butt plug combo, making it more desirable than life itself.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

You are worrying me more
by the minute.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

I don't have a use for it, I don't play flight sims.
It just fits into all my categories for what defines the ultimate in shiny trinkets: silver space age aesthetics, blue lights & LCDs.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

WOW.
But how much?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

Wow.
That's an ugly mobile phone!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 13:55, archived)

TGMTFH!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 14:03, archived)