Ask anyone
I am massively needy and require a captive audience to be clever than to justify myself, online.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Although whenever anyone asks
I just tell them this is all an elaborate joke and that I am the puppet master troll pulling strings across my kingdom of shit memes and irritating charicatures.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Actually the truth is
I use the internet to prey on vulnerable women with crippling emotional problems and massive flappy fannies.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

how successful are you?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

Not really
I just like to wind up a load of fat wobblerS on the internet by repeating myself, online.
:(
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I really do it becuase it can be quite entertaining.

( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

NOT REALLY
I DO IT TO FILL MY POCKETS WITH NUTRITIOUS INTERNET ATTENTION!

LOOK AT ME, INTERNET.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

THE INTERNET IS JUST A VEHICLE FOR A HIGHER PURPOSE
COCK TUESDAY11!!11!!11
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

( WormuIus, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

online.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

sorry seb
wo
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

hhheheehehehehe :D
trod on quarterpounders
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

ALL OF THE ABOVE

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

friz?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

I justify your sadness and feel sorry for your need to be justified in an internet forum.
wotcher, how are you? I'm a manic depressive, by the way...
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)