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Let's say you're with the Royal family, and there are no children about.
Who would you wipe your arse on?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)
The Queen or a passing corgi.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
It'd try to bite your bollocks.
And so would the corgi lololololololllolololol and then I got off the bus
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)
Snappy little fuckers for sure.
A hard punch on the back of the neck renders them unconcious. Same as the corgis really.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I reckon QE2 is filthy in bed. I bet she loves it up the Balmoral.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
I'm sure Phil is partial to the odd badly packed kebab.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)
Prince Charles' Cock
Obviously
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)
Anthony

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)