My mum lost about 4 stone by going to weight watchers.
But it's weight watchers before they turned into the modern weight watchers, which I hear are cunts as you said.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)

well I've been to a few different ones
and they were all about destroying your self esteem.

OMG! YOU PUT ON HALF A POUND! YOU MASSIVE FAT GIT!!

Bugger that.
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)

Slimming World members are put on "food optimisation programmes"
so that'd be "a diet" then
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)

it's all bullshit
'I can eat as many bananas as I want, cos I'm on a green day' IT'S STILL FUCKING CALORIES YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
( jenpots, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)

also
banananananas aren't green.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)