I just found the most boring competition ever to be run
www.frizzell.co.uk/unison/car/competition_winner
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:36, archived)

Next week's competiton: "Where is my pencil?"

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:40, archived)

in your 'biker mice from mars' pencil case
PRIZES PLZ
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:41, archived)

No fair!
You saw me put it in there!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

you didn't put in any small print about
people who know the answer not being allowed to enter
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:49, archived)

:(
"nowhere 2B found"
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

if that won
what kinda entries lost?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:42, archived)

"UNISONPlus is...
I've only got one leg."
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:43, archived)

pffffft
"UNISONPLUS is...I've enclosed a fiver, mums the word!"
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:09, archived)

UNISONPlus is...
i bloody love you've been framed
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 14:46, archived)