I love the tickboxes.
"Actual sex"
"Genital mutilation"
"Torture"
"Shocking close-ups"
"Sexual violence".

Then it has the audacity to say "Ticks all the wrong boxes". Actual sex is wrong, but page 3 girls? Not an issue.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)

"WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
giggled the busty blonde.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)

"SADDAM HUSSEIN IS A MEANIE!"
pouts Double-D Fiona, 19.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

All those tick boxes just sound like a regular night around my nans...

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Shocking close-ups of what?

( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)

Donkey Gums' Nan

( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

She's got a little tashy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

Here's shocking.
Page 3 girl-type. NSFW, obviously. My point is, what the fuck have they done to her head? She's gone all lopsided and appears to have changed skin tones from the neck down.
( Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)

And she looks like she can't play tennis

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Penetration I believe

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

What in the billy fuck is a 'shocking close up'?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)

Maybe its out of focus and badly framed?

( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

Apparently it shows a penis going in and out of a vagina
D:
( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

you can't say that, this is a family websi...
Oh
( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)

yeah it is
but more Addams than Waltons
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

content.ytmnd.com/content/0/4/5/045a63ce20047e7006dac079cea40b94.gif (SFW)
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)