HEY i am TOTALLY going to have a peanut butter and strawberry jam sammich when i get home.
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:56, archived)

unless i choose goooooooseberry jam.
which is my favourite.

but the strawberry is a NEW JAR zomg.
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

This is more exciting than my evening plans
I'm going to draw a picture whilst intermittently watching Boston Legal.
Then I might play ARMA II, which is a new computer game that should have downloaded when I get back.
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:00, archived)

i also have to unpack, sort laundry, dig the garden and do a big heap washing up.
SIGH.

i might get the wine and smokes out to help me.
( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:01, archived)

Wine and cigarette will make you fat, make you smell and make you ugly
+ier
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:02, archived)

cheers.

( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

LIES
wine and cigarettes make you well fucking sexy. I should know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

GOOD PLAN.
I will look after the cr3. He is ill today.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

make him tea and put the cat hat on him.

( sleepybinky, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:03, archived)

haha, promise me you'll do nice things for him,
BUT ONLY IF HE DOES A LITTLE DANCE EVERY TIME.
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:04, archived)

Besides, I know what ails him.
The deep-seated illness that blights his life.

There is no cure for no-chin-itis
( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Actually, maybe RJ could give him a transplant.

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:05, archived)

Damn, I was just about to make this same joke with your name.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

NO MOD?
RIOT! RIOT! *posts a dead baby*
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:07, archived)

*Infects a paedo with tourettes*

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:11, archived)

Poor JenK.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I hope you put enough stamps on
they are bigger than a normal envelope, you know.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)