Andy Murray is through to the men's semi-final at Wimbledon
TELL THE INTERNETS!
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:14, archived)

THE HYPE MACHINE IS ALMOST AT MAXIMUM

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

They'll be renaming Henman Hill soon

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

They already have.
"Murray Mount"
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

not Andy's Lump?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:17, archived)

I would've preferred "Murray's Mild Incline"

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:19, archived)

Let's face it
"Murray's Mum" was what we were all hoping for.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

Nah, she's not my type

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

I wouldn´t mind a go on "Murrays Missus" if she´s the dark skinned one they kept showing during the match

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)

She's blond and fair I think.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:25, archived)

Ah, must be "Murrays Missus Mate" then

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:26, archived)

tis Kim Sears
www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w35/img.330487_t.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

It´s her mate I want to chuck one up

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

That's Venus and Serena Williams' dad.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

pfft hahahah :D

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

I just love his ace man duece

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

<s>and</s> - or
Mother's baby, fathers? maybe.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:32, archived)

Pffft,
you said 'semi'.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:15, archived)

Woo! Wimbledon!
"WIMBLEDON DITCHES RULES IN BID TO KEEP MUNTERS OFF CENTRE COURT"
The Daily Mash


( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:23, archived)