He is the only /talker I have ever wanted to hit round the head with a frying pan.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:16, archived)

somewhere right now, irony is happening.

( WormuIus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:20, archived)

it's why there's no women on the internet and so forth

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:21, archived)

It's not ironic if you high five and wink halfway through.


and have orange slices when you change ends.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:22, archived)

Would you let him go down on you?
I mean, if nobody else was looking and you both agreed to never speak of it again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:27, archived)

Does he have a soft mouth?
You can tell us- nobody else will know.
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

I can assure you that the feeling was entirely mutual.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:30, archived)

he seems friendly enough until he sees the pink mist
and realises he's not getting enough attention
( moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:31, archived)

So, Marxism, how would you explain that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:33, archived)

Oh don't. Just DON'T.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

He was a proper scamp.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:35, archived)

I've got to think up a new one.
Maybe I peeked to early? Was thature that bad?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:40, archived)

basically this guy Marx right
and then this thing happened and that's why we have Marxism
( moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

LIES LIES LIES!!!!

(Wormulus, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)

I voted for NSDAP anyway

( moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

No, he's not like that. He can be sometimes, but only when really stressed.
He's a bit stroppy when he's pissed, he's thoroughly lovely sober.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:34, archived)

He's a right troll, in fairness to him.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:38, archived)

He is on here.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 18:24, archived)

Ah- we attention seekers do hate competition.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 17:36, archived)