Someone left a big poo in the bog...
...that just won't flush, so I have been trying to pee really hard to break it apart a little. Any better suggestions?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)

Reason with it
Punch your toilet until it EXPLODES!!
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

That crossed my mind
but I have a feeling it'll still be there
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)

sorry .spanky

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)

it was worth asking anyway
Frankly, while this tale is 100% of true, I'm a little disappointed I didn't get flamed.. Perhaps I should have secreted a horses link somewhere in my post?
( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

b3ta talk is an idiot link, it is just needy cunts trying to fit in

( mongychops, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

touché

( .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:07, archived)

t D

Christ, that was tenuous.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:12, archived)

Pour a kettle of boiling water onto it
and then quickly flush. May take a couple of goes
( magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:03, archived)

flush pop a mug in it, add sugar to taste
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:05, archived)