Cobras are on the DWA list.
Meaning you need a license and things like two locked doors between the rest of the house and the room where the animal is.
( Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

So I need a licence to own a walrus...
That sucks
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

Have a baby
I'm sure with your genetics whatever progeny you created could approximate a walrus.
( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

You answered that one yourself
With my genetics - as in, unless asexual reproduction becomes possible for humans, that's not gonna happen.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)

www.captivebred.co.uk/dwwaainfo2.htm
( Bats, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)

i like the bit that says
DWAAI!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)