DEAR INTERNET USER
NEGATIVE. This is not the case.
I have sent a standardised CEASE AND DESIST request.
HOPEULLY THIS CAN BE SETTLED EQUITABLY WITHOUT THE NEED TO GO TO INTERNET COURT
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

Will you be requesting a MEETING with the defendant to nullify the need for court? In the form of DRINKS and possibly FULL PENETRATIVE SEX?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
CEASE YOUR SLANDEROUS LIBELS AT ONCE.
INTERNETLAWYERMAN is one fiery dragon in a courtroom WHOSE TAIL YOU DO NOT WANT TO PULL.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

unless you're a woman
in which case I bet you'd comment that your dragon's tail is excellent at what it does.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

I retract any comments which Mr Lawyermanmay have found offensive, and provide assurance that I do not wish to touch his tail, despite his generous invitation.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

I think that after ARBITRATION
INTERNETLAWYERMAN will possibly have to agree to SETTLE out of court for a TITWANK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)

TO THE MEDIATION DUNGEON!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

IGOR?
break out the NIPPLECLAMPS.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

WAS IS DAS? NIPPLE KAMPFS? HITLER VONTS IN TO ZE KINKY MEDIATION BUNKER JA!

(Wormulus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)