I went to Aquaerobics the other night.
This afternoon I am going swimming.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

I know a lifeguard.
Another JMG insight.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:30, archived)

I was one for a while.
I used to look forward to the fit women getting into difficulties. One could aklways get away with an inappropriate grope.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

I know a female lifeguard.
and she is all of the lovely.

of course she only dates the bronzed macho male lifeguard types, and not anybody who uses a computer.

at all.
( TBL I posted this on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:33, archived)

I can't swim.
Like my bike problem, this makes me rubbish.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:35, archived)

bless you
what did you do, as a child?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:36, archived)

I was a pretty good runner.
I ended up being that geeky kid who was a bit nippy, so held the school 400m record for 2 years.

Other than that, I was reasonably good at tennis, and played left midfield for the 2nd XI football team.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:38, archived)

fair enough
swimming and cycling is FUN though.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:41, archived)

Not if you can't do it :(
I did try, but it was somehow just beyond me.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:42, archived)

Swimming is fun
Unfortunately Greenpeace tend to turn up and start holding online votes as to what to name me :(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:44, archived)