how bizarre
does anyone have any top staying awake tips? I keep dozing off sitting here and I've got parental responsibilities
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)

nipple clamps dipped in coffee,
attached to a car battery
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:07, archived)

nice idea
but I don't have a car battery
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)

Mains will do
just as well.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

Transfer responsibility
to the other parent?

Or drug them both. Either way, you wouldn't like my suggestions otherwise.

(Caffeine in large amounts, or lots of exercise)
( Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)

Mr V gone to mts
don't like most caffeine sources, and can't have too much while breastfeeding anyway
not well enough to exercise - feel like I'm suffering narcolepsy right now, something I've not had for years and years and I think it's because I walked back from the doctor's this morning via the supermarket. I was so exhausted I had to sit down and do absolutely nothing for fifteen minutes before I could unpack the shopping. mentioned to the GP how tired the slightest thing was making me and he says it's normal after a 'flu virus and just to rest as much as possible
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

Beat the shit out of your kids
should perk you up a bit and in 30 years when they're Tory back-benchers they can go on about how "it never did them any harm"
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)

Do what that bloke did
and make espresso with red bull, with grounded ProPlus added.
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)