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'ning all
It is teh weekend! I has teh beer, teh sun and teh hair-cut-off.

All I need now is teh woman. Do they sell them at ASDA?

Edit : you wait for a new post, and then two come along at once... and where do you get women these days?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
no
but they sell melons, and microwaves


/edit and apple corers

/edit2 and cream for burns
(Christopsy, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
pffffft :P

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
asda.com
AvailableSovietDamesAplenty.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
there are a lot of women in Asda
but I don't think they let you take them home with you. it's always worth asking though, just make sure you're polite and brush your teeth before you go.

are you coming out to play on Monday?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
have 6 giant cucumbers in your trolley
as a subliminal message.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
Pfft...
And some hot-dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
too small.
maybe some tongue fron the deli counter?
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
how about
some cocktail sausages...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:39, archived)
I had to brave the deli counter today
and there was ox tongue right at the front. HOW can anyone eat that??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:41, archived)
it'd be worse
if they just wasted it.

olives. that is what deli counters were invented for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
Probably...
I'm an alkymaholic after all...

Who else is supposed to be there?
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
not icklepeach
me, dekazer, mighty badger... I haven't actually advertised this much and it is a school night so maybe that'll be all :P
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
Cool..
Should be out for one or two... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:39, archived)
can i suggest
jade and dekazer? unless you're gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:45, archived)
suggest us for what?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)
"should be out for one or two"
keep up dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)
try here:
clicky clicky
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
Hmmm.. Thaibrides

Membership    2 Months   4 Months  6 Months
20 Girls        $199       $379      $550
50 Girls        $350       $650      $950


50 Girls??? I'm good, but not *that* good...
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
misread that as
Thalidobrides
(geetoo, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
*gets TFH*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)
they must be really horny
as they can't reach to frig themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)