don't playa hate
lilly allan remix hooooooooooo

there's just this thiiiiing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you´re just so shit and you´re so lame
I look into your eyes and I just want to bone you
and then you do a trump and you make me lose my boner

ITS GENIUS

edit: sing it just for me loverboy. I will send food.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

Actually.. you arent Wormulus are you?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

This one is clearly one of mine.

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

All you've done there, right, is swap the pronouns around so it's about a boy singing to a girl
Right

And you've also replaced "no good" with "so shit". This is pointless.

And also, what you've done, is rhymed "bone you" with "boner".

It's...

It's just awful.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Actually, I notice no swapped pronouns in that segment
In the full version, he has done exactly this.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

its the pronunciation
you = ya

You would never make a rapper friz. Or if you did you would be Biggie Smalls.

However, coming back to our song... it has potential if it's accompanied with a stupid video. Instead of some fat fucker on his yamaha keyboard. x x x

Stupidity rocks man. It doesn't need to have sense.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

However, the key rhythmic beat would land on the penultimate syllable of the line
ie, "Bone".

So, you're just rhyming Bone with Bone.

It's Calvin Harris-level turd.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

you fackin' WHAT?!
make sense, man
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Here's a gaz he sent me:
"ooooooooooooooooooh

ok then do a good one to this song

i think i´m a lot more crude than you.

trumps and vaginas make me laugh. except vagina trumps. they are just WRRRrrrong

p.s. i think mine is funny tho, with someone doing a flash video for youtube"
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Lilly's song about a bad carpenter

There's just one thing
That’s getting in the way
When we build a Shed
badly splintered wood
Its such flimsy frame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
And its apparent it's fallen over

It’s not square and I think it's gunna lean
I think it's gunna lean
I think it's gunna lean
You’re suppose to care
You need a support beam
You need a support beam.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

oh dear

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

i know.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

The tempo is completely off in the verse
But this has potential.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

You've done it. Splendid work, DG.
9.8 badgers out of 10
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

It took me 20 seconds
It was more to prove a point that his one was a bit pants
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I like this
if only there was a button to press...

edit: add some vagina farts for winnage
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)