Could we all please just take a second to admire Wormulus?
Wormulus.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)

Admire?
No
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

LAUGH AT MY HILARIOUS JOKE YOU SHITCUNTS
b3ta.com/talk/6270586
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

I thought it was quite funny

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

I bet he has a fine collection of scarves.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

I wore a scarf once, this is internet fact.

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Who?

( M o D, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

has he finally stopped making those tedious fat jokes about you then?
that's a relief
( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)

FAT
F-A-T
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

Spectrum is green

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

there seemed to be a phase where he'd reply to your every post with them
i'm glad to see it's all been cleared up
( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

so is he fat or not?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

i've no idea

( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I feel he's wasted a lot of his time in that case

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

never having met him or seen a picture of him
i've always assumed that he's probably marginally tubby and the whole lolfat thing is just a meme
( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

We've finally established my fatness

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

bet you're 6 stone really and you just pretend to be disgustingly obese to get attention online

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

I type posts on here wearing fat gloves

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Its all an act, i admit it:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

El Guiri keeps sending me "comedy" songs with shit lyrics
They're like..


..REALLY shit.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

lol justlike ur shit comedy songs lol

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

Ha, yeah.

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

*highfives*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

lol justlike ur shit comedy songs lol

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

what a coincidence!

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

don't playa hate
lilly allan remix hooooooooooo

there's just this thiiiiing that's getting in the way
when we go up to bed you´re just so shit and you´re so lame
I look into your eyes and I just want to bone you
and then you do a trump and you make me lose my boner

ITS GENIUS

edit: sing it just for me loverboy. I will send food.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

Actually.. you arent Wormulus are you?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

This one is clearly one of mine.

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

All you've done there, right, is swap the pronouns around so it's about a boy singing to a girl
Right

And you've also replaced "no good" with "so shit". This is pointless.

And also, what you've done, is rhymed "bone you" with "boner".

It's...

It's just awful.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Actually, I notice no swapped pronouns in that segment
In the full version, he has done exactly this.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

its the pronunciation
you = ya

You would never make a rapper friz. Or if you did you would be Biggie Smalls.

However, coming back to our song... it has potential if it's accompanied with a stupid video. Instead of some fat fucker on his yamaha keyboard. x x x

Stupidity rocks man. It doesn't need to have sense.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)

However, the key rhythmic beat would land on the penultimate syllable of the line
ie, "Bone".

So, you're just rhyming Bone with Bone.

It's Calvin Harris-level turd.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:07, archived)

you fackin' WHAT?!
make sense, man
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:08, archived)

Here's a gaz he sent me:
"ooooooooooooooooooh

ok then do a good one to this song

i think i´m a lot more crude than you.

trumps and vaginas make me laugh. except vagina trumps. they are just WRRRrrrong

p.s. i think mine is funny tho, with someone doing a flash video for youtube"
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

Lilly's song about a bad carpenter

There's just one thing
That’s getting in the way
When we build a Shed
badly splintered wood
Its such flimsy frame
I look into your eyes
I want to get to know you
And then you make this noise
And its apparent it's fallen over

It’s not square and I think it's gunna lean
I think it's gunna lean
I think it's gunna lean
You’re suppose to care
You need a support beam
You need a support beam.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

oh dear

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

i know.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:18, archived)

The tempo is completely off in the verse
But this has potential.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:10, archived)

You've done it. Splendid work, DG.
9.8 badgers out of 10
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)

It took me 20 seconds
It was more to prove a point that his one was a bit pants
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I like this
if only there was a button to press...

edit: add some vagina farts for winnage
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

no thanks, he's not noteworthy

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

Who is?

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

Sammi

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

flaptack.

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

i mean, flatpack

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

i mean, me.

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

YAY ME.

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

Who?

( Jobe, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)

ME

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

ME BINKY
( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:13, archived)

syncubus

( well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)

He makes things out of MDF
I bet he used to get a broom on whilst watching changing rooms
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

I like it when he gets excited in real life and he can't touch his heels on the floor for more than one second as he bounces around talking about something sick
He's cunt and I love him.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)

Aww bless

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

This is a lie.

( WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:04, archived)

I thought he was dead?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)

I get Wormulus confused with Gilgamesh sometimes
The names are too different to confuse, but they seem to have a lot of similarities in what they do that if I just skim read I don't realise who is who.
(thediscokingpin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:12, archived)