Yesterday I saw a midget riding down the middle of the road on a pig
He was wearing a little Napoleon outfit.

These are the end times.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:16, archived)

I waved, you didn't wave back
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:23, archived)

*waves RIGHT AT YOU*

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:24, archived)

*sadfaces*

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:46, archived)

Rejected!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:48, archived)

*waves enough for a hundred spangolins*

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:57, archived)

FUCK YEAH BEARDY MAN.

( sleepybinky, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:10, archived)

BINKY
I am sorry I posted and ran. x
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:12, archived)

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE HARBINGER OF DEATH
I'll remember for next time
( Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)

Are we story telling?
Two days ago, I was in the bus station (waiting for the bus, obviously) and a mother was standing near me with her two kids. The older kid was throwing the the remains of his pasty to the pigeons (I was really hungry and hated watching this) then out of nowhere, his little brother who was drinking a bottle of pop, saw him doing this and decided to follow suit. Throwing a nearly full bottle of fanta at the pigeons. Knocking a couple of them off guard and one clean out. Funniest thing I've seen with pigeons since watching a tramp volly on into the side of a bin!
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:26, archived)

obviously you need to pour it into little cups

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:29, archived)